Mike Nott

Now I know monkey’s aren’t famed for their intelligence, but I am really amazed how little our evil green one understands about the meaning of ‘low-profile’.

He knows what I think about SEO Celebrities and that I ‘ve enjoyed my relative anonymity for the last 8 years within the industry. Yet when the conference he’s speaking at tomorrow called to say one of their speakers had pulled out, Rob didn’t hesitate to put my name forward - the bastard.

So it seems that after not only losing my soul earlier this week, I am now going to be speaking at an SEO conference. Thats the second of the two thing’s I’d swore I’d never do, done within 7 days! What the hell is going wrong with my life?

So if you want a good laugh at my expense, then get on down to the Kensington Close Hotel tomorrow for the Mad Presents Search Engine Marketing conference. The £595 entrance fee will be worth every penny.

On the upside though, they are offering a free 3 course carvery lunch (and hopefully Ayima will get some clients out of it)